He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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