Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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