: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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