So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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