We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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