I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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