I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
