He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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