Pappa wants mamma naked
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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