too bad you live with your parents still
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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