i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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