Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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