i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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