Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i think im in europe. pls send help
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
ok first of all what the fuck
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
