Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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