Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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