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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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