Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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