brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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