i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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