I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
