is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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