That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
