Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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