For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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