Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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