im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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