ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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