Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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