yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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