i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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