I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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