Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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