i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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