Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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