He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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