he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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