I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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