just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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