rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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