I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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