i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You were trust falling into bushes
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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