I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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