You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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