I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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