On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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