Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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