Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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