Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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