I don't think brook has ever known best
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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