it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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