I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just had sex on a roof
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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