In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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