I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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