don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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