Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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