if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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